Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Surprise !!

Few month ago.. after finished badminton.. i went supper with my frenz at old street - "lao jie chang".. we ate at "xiao bai long" there.. we wanted 2 eat the "ying yong".. but have 2 wait at least half an hour.. while the curry mee stall closed tat time.. so v went 2 the opposite road 2 order "kuey chap" from a very famous stall.. heard tat he had been selling for decades.. so v just wait bout 15 minutes 4 the food 2 arrive.. eat super fast coz hungry.. quite nice.. ok lah 4 me coz i never criticize food 1.. but if i criticize tat food.. u better dun go n try.. haha.. after finished it..

Tang Tang Tang Tang !!!!






Wat will u react ???

Vomit ??

Shock??

Faint??

Sick??



Me ??


Ah Pek !!

Mai Chao Hai !!

1 bowl RM 1.50

U sold RM 3.00

ZZzzz




P/S : Please clear up your food(especially soup) next time you eat !!

You wont know what hiding underneath it !!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Hero To Zero

6:20 am now.. just finis watch 家好月圆 episode 9.. suddenly got the mood to write blog.. 2 many things happens 2 me this year.. i had stop studying.. doing nothing everyday.. wake up, survive n sleep back.. this is my life everyday since i stop schooling.. hav 2 stop it b4 i become rubbish.. more worst i had become a full time gambler.. mahjong, ball, chor tai tee, wat oso ngam me.. lucky tat day anwar election no bet.. "赌"is my life.. when i got the money 2 gamble.. tats no problem at all.. but now my money almost dry ady.. everything seems 2 be wrong.. when sui time really do wat oso die.. 1 night got hundred of football matches.. i just choose 3 to play n hope for parlay.. i din lie u.. 3 matches oso lose.. hey not lose 2 win 1 or lose 1 win 2.. is lose all leh.. im speechless now.. sumore my bet is not small.. 1 match can reach thousands.. when lose oni wake from fantasy.. but its all 2 late now.. i just count my accout money.. now i got 4100 in bank.. owe mahjong ppl 500.. owe fren 2000.. n just lose ball 1575.. total up left rm25!! omfg!! never really tot this kind of thing will happen 2 me.. think of my past.. walao eh.. so proud of myself.. early of this year.. so long never go genting.. since childhood i think.. my fren jio me go genting casino.. n i just reach 21 last year.. so can go in fight ady.. i think all of us oso listen ppl say b4.. 1st time gamble sure win wan.. i tell u this is just fucking true(at least for me lah).. i 1st time go genting casino.. wat oso dunno.. so just watch ppl play loo.. but u noe.. CURIOUSITY.. the magic word.. make u wanna try everything.. so just draw a few hundred from my saving which is ptptn loan.. n go n try my luck.. wat game oso try lah.. slot machine, blackjack, roulette, baccarat, n more.. den something draw my attention.. CARRIBEAN STUD.. wowowo.. 2xx,xxx jackpot leh.. if i win hahaha.. become rich ppl leh.. so stand near the table there n watch ppl play n learn how 2 play.. after tat got ppl stand n leave the chair.. well u noe.. curiousity again.. so i went n sit there n play.. 1st game i play.. i got a flush.. which giv me 100 bonus.. other player was so impress wit me.. maybe dey sit so long oso never get card like tat.. tat time in my mind oredi stated this game is made 4 me.. wakakaka.. so sit at there play whole day.. i repeat whole day.. my fren come n call me back but i still remain there.. play till din sleep whole night 12 pm gonna sign out dy.. i was losing 1,xxx tat time.. but wat 2 do.. gonna go home dy.. so go back hotel n pack my stuffs.. den go check out.. den i told my fren.. giv me 30 minutes more before v go n sit cable car.. i wanna fight back.. so dey went n walk walk.. n i go in again n draw all my money n left 2 digit money in my account.. i was thinking oredi lose so much.. lose more few hundreds oso same lah.. all or nothing mah.. n i 1st time come leh.. Lim Goh Tong wont be so cruel kua..so sit back the carribean stud table.. but still the result is the same.. win lose win lose.. haizz.. make no different.. suddenly i open my card.. the 1st 2 card was diamond flower.. 3rd card oso diamond.. 4th card still diamond.. omg.. kin cheong ady.. n now slowly peep the 5th card.. my mind keep hoping 4 diamond diamond diamond please.. kaninah.. really diamond leh.. its a flush leh.. can cover some of my lose last nite.. so gonna leave after take the money.. becoz tat time the table oni got 2 ppl.. me n another guy .. n me sit on the left side.. so the dealer open my card 1st.. all in diamond leh.. den the dealer rearrange my cards.. 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6.. wtf!! its a straight flush.. never in my mind will tot this will happen.. my heart beat getting faster n faster.. more n more ppl come n surround me n c wat happened.. the dealer call the manager come.. den more n more formal wear ppl come.. which is the upper management ppl come n check this check tat.. n sign this sign tat.. den after bout 10 minutes.. 1 of the manager told me 2 go n take cheque from the cash department.. when i receive the cheque.. hahaha.. my eye ball oso wan come out dy.. 3x,xxx leh.. 1st time in my life i got so much money.. 3x,xxx coz straight flush is 10 percent of the jackpot.. den i walk out of the casino n talk 2 my fren.. dey 2 ask me how.. i say not good lah.. den dey try 2 comfort me.. dey even joke bout me being chase out by bouncer of genting coz lose till no money still wan gamble.. den i tell them the truth.. dey dun believe it at all until i giv them c the cheque.. i quickly go 2 the nearest maybank n deposit it coz 1st time got so much money on me.. felt very no 安全感.. i so regret i din take photo of the cheque tat day.. now wan c oso no chance ady.. i sumore gav 2 of my fren rm500 each.. haha.. coz i become rich ppl liao mah.. 500 is nothing 2 me.. kekeke.. but now rm 5 oso big trouble 4 me leh.. die liao lah.. when i win the 30k i promise Uncle Lim.. i will stop betting ball ady.. i really hold my promise.. i told my fren 2 close the ball account.. from tat day on my wallet oways got few hundred.. at least 2-3 hundred when i got out n oways top up when less.. when no bet ball suddenly i got a new hobby.. Mahjong.. 1st time go n play 1 match is RM 30.. coz i not really noe how 2 play.. so play the minimum wan.. soon increase 2 60, 90 n now rm150.. the percenatage of winnings is quite low.. but wat 2 do.. oredi addicted.. when wake up the 1st thing is mahjong ady.. 1 day can lose till 1,xxx.. when win oni 3-4 hundred.. day by day.. keep losing.. den i start play ball back.. euro 2008 lose 6,xxx.. another trip to genting casino lose 3,5xx.. finally reach today.. RM 25.. wtf !! so unbelievable.. i got such a bad ending.. now oni realize 30k can do a lot of thing.. but its 2 late ady.. i got no money 2 go singapore n work ady.. do passport oso problem ady.. why !! why !! why !! so many question on my mind now.. this saturday im going hadyai.. i plan 2 make a tattoo on my back which can oways remind me 2 stop gambling.. coz from now on i must quit gambling ady.. no more money 2 gamble dy.. must go back 2 the poor life again.. haizz.. IF ONLY.. haizz.. hope tat i will awake from the fantasy n work harder 2 make a better life.. n no more regret in my life.. never ever gamble again.. I PROMISE !!!!


p/s : this is a story of a hero become zero!! hope those who read can take this as advise !! good luck!!

p/p/s : hahaha.. i took 1 hours 30 minutes 2 finished this blog.. paiseh..

Monday, August 4, 2008

Funny Quote

1.你我都是单翼的天使,唯有彼此拥抱才能展翅飞翔。我来到世上就是为了寻找你,千辛万苦找到你后却发现:TMD!咱俩的翅膀是一顺边的!


2.深夜布什看到拉 登站立在自己床前,批头散发,布什大惊说:你好大胆,敢夜闯白宫!拉 登甩了甩齐胸的胡子,阴森森地笑了,说:飘柔,就是这样自信!


3.有一颗豆,跌倒了,它气馁,情绪低落。这豆就是我,有什么能鼓励它站起来呢?答案就是你!因为有一样东西,叫“猪鼓励豆”。 2008搞笑手机短信


4.如果我是狐狸你是猎人,你会追我吗?如果我是茶叶你是开水,你会泡我吗?如果我是汽车你是司机,你会驾我吗?如果你是钱我是存折,我一定会取你的。


5.当你在路上遇到狗的时候不要惊慌,要勇敢地与它博斗,顶多会有三种结果:一是你赢了,你比狗厉害;二是你输了,你连狗都不如;三是你们打平了,你和狗一样。


6.如果天上落下一滴水,那是我想你而流的泪;如果天上落下两滴水,那是我爱你而心醉;如果天上落下无数滴水,那则是.别瞎想了,下雨了!


7.尊敬的用户您好:您的话费余额已不足0.1元了,请您于近日内,卖儿卖女卖大米,砸锅卖铁卖点血,卖房卖地卖情人,把手机费交上,河南移动给您磕头了。


8.真想请你吃饭,可白天停水晚上停电,发不出工资买不起白面,翻开邓论找到答案:原来是SHZY初级阶段,往后一翻:他奶奶,一百年不变!拿啥请你吃饭?


9.知道我们为何有缘吗?早在一千年前我们就认识了,是个秋天,你随我在风里跑,在我身上留下了牙印,这事成了千古佳话。那时,我叫吕洞宾。


10.上帝安排猪耕地,猪嫌累;上帝安排猪浇花,猪嫌不自由;上帝安排猪看门,猪嫌得不到休息;上帝怒,问猪:“那你到底想干什么?”猪曰:“吃喝嫖赌,无所不为”,上帝更大怒曰:“凭你也想当国家干部!”


11.深夜,波音737飞行员回家,咚咚敲门。妻问:谁?飞行员幽默地说:737请求着陆!突然屋里一男子喊:收到,777马上起飞,给你腾出停机位!


12.如果没有花朵,春天将会寂寞,如果没有激情,四季将会平庸,如果没有我,你将会失去一个最关心你的人!如果没有你,小兔会问:“我该和谁赛跑呢?”


13.老婆是CAO作系统,一但安装卸载十分麻烦;小秘是桌面,只要你有兴趣可以天天更换;情人是互联网,风光无限花钱不断;小姐是盗版软件,用时记着先杀毒!


14.你来自云南元谋,我来自北京周口,让我牵起你毛绒绒的手!爱情!让我们直立行走!


15.我喜欢邓丽君,死掉了;我喜欢翁美玲,自杀了;我喜欢梅艳芳,病故了;我喜欢黄家驹,摔死了;我喜欢张国荣,跳楼了;我喜欢你,你自己看着办吧!


16.如果说烧一年的香可以与你相遇,烧三年的香可以与你相识,烧十年的香可以与你相惜,为了我下辈子的幸福,我愿意...改信基督教.


17.我们要天天想念,但不要天天见面。你可和别人约会,只要不让我发现。我偶尔也会出轨,但保证心在你这边。

Friday, July 25, 2008

C L A S S I C



爱要怎么说出口


我痛 啊...叫我怎么能不难过

你劝我灭了 心中的火

我还能够怎么说 怎么说都是错

你对我说 离开就会解脱

试着自已去生活 试着找寻自我

别再为爱蹉跎 只是 爱要怎么说出口

我的心里好难受 如果能将你拥有

我会忍住不让眼泪流

第一次握你的手 指尖传来你的温柔

每一次深情眼光的背后

谁知道会有多少愁 多少愁

叫我怎么能不难过

你劝我灭了 心中的火

我还能怎么做 怎么做都是错

如果要我 把心对你解剖只要改变这结果

我会说我愿意做 我受够了寂寞

只是 爱要怎么说出口

我的心里好难受 如果能将你拥有

我会忍住不让眼泪流

第一次握你的手 指尖传来你的温柔

每一次深情眼光的背后

谁知道会有多少愁 多少愁

爱要怎么说出口

我的心里好难受 如果能将你拥有

我会忍住不让眼泪流

第一次握你的手 指尖传来你的温柔

每一次深情眼光的背后

谁知道会有多少愁 多少愁

叫我怎么能不难过

你劝我灭了 心中的火

我还能怎么说 怎么说都是错

你对我说 离开就会解脱

试着自已去生活 试着找寻自我

何必为爱蹉跎

Thursday, July 24, 2008

B'DAY CAKE !!!


Special Custom Made Strawberry Cheese Cake From Darling
Ingredient:Not Very Sure
(Cheese,A lot of cheese,A lot of fattening cheese,biscuits n jam maybe)


Feedback:
Not a good choice if u r not a strawberry lover..
But Zhili love it so much till can eat 2 & half pieces..(Dunno got keh keh bo)



Thanx Darling.. I noe u had 2 beg people 2 teach u do this cake.. 1st time do cake oredi so delicious.. This present is very meaningful n precious.. I love u..

20 07 2008

Oredi 1 year since 20 07 2007 ..
This year super date shud b 080808(thean yew bday) or 20082008(yunzhi bday)..


This year din celebrate much.. Went AUTOCITY..

Went FLAME steamboat..



Steamboat with 2 types of soup that u can choose urself..


All so hungry dy.. Chiong ah!!!!


Me n Darling..
(Dunno my face so weird)


N the waiter from Nepal.. Quite frenly n good service..


p/s: Foto with frenz.. Must copy from my frens hp.. Will upload soon..


Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Memory


Sob Sob ~~
Lost my dog 2 weeks ago..
8 years with me oredi..
Miss "Fatty" a lot..



Cute right ??



May U Rest In Peace ~~




Also lost her bout 3 weeks ago..
"Xiao Bai" (Top White)
BuBye ~~




Oil @ Love


Haha.. Noe what is this ??
I think every car will have 1..
But y is it so special ??
Hehehe..
Bcoz me n my darling start paktoh on 11/06/08 mah..
But she oways worry tat will she end like the oil..
Changed after 3 months which is on 11/09/08..
As most of my relationships cant last longer than 3 months..
Haizzz..
Darling plz dun worry 2 much lah..
I promise 2 stay with u forever..
I Love You..
Muacks..


[ Special ]

A few days earlier when my parents were clearing the store room..
I found something very special.. Guess what???



Wowowo.. CHIVAS ???


But without cap n teared label..
((((( Front View )))))


(((( Back View ))))


OMG !!! What's that ??? House of incects ???
With all big n small KACUAK ???
((((( Bottom View )))))

Drowned ~~
((((( Clear View )))))


Help Me ~~
((((( Deeper View )))))


The King Or Maybe Queen ???


Enjoying ~~



The eggs.. No wonder lah so many..




p/s : Interesting facts bout cockroach..
They oni make love once in a life time..
But the sperm is enuff for the female 2 lay eggs for the whole life time..
Dun Play Play >.<"

Monday, July 7, 2008

French Kiss

Im not a good kisser..Maybe this will help me or even u too..Hehehe..

Step 1
Remember that French kissing can quickly unhinge passions. Start with gentle pecks and tongue-free kisses as you get to know someone.
Step 2
When you're ready to French kiss, lean toward your date with your head tilted slightly to avoid bumping noses. Men may wrap their arms around a date's waist; women may wrap their arms around a date's neck.
Step 3
Make eye contact as you lean toward one another but close your eyes as the lips meet. Inadvertent eye-contact mid-kiss can be quite awkward.
Step 4
As you lean in for the kiss, have your lips parted ever so slightly and inhale through your mouth to heighten the senses and to avoid breathing on your date.
Step 5
Allow your lips to brush against each others to create light, feathery kisses. Keep the tongue in your mouth initially.
Step 6
As the kiss warms up, allow your tongue to flicker onto your date's lips. Don't let your tongue linger--keep the flickers quick and gentle.
Step 7
If your date responds in kind, let your tongue extend back toward his or her tongue. Keep the movement light and gentle--tongue wrestling is a no-no.
Step 8
Breathe through your nose as your tongues touch playfully and sensually.
Step 9
Lose yourself in the moment: give complete attention to the kiss. If your mind is on anything else, you're missing out on the full experience.



Sunday, July 6, 2008

G.O.D -- Gamble Or Die

OVER 0.50[0-0]
1st Over/Under
Goias -VS- Fluminense
Soccer BRAZIL SERIE A
-0.940 500 500.00
1.25
won



OVER 0.50[0-0]
1st Over/Under
Sao Paulo -VS- Ipatinga MG
Soccer BRAZIL SERIE A
0.900 500 450.00
1.25
won



OVER 0.50[0-0]
Over/Under
Keflavik -VS- FH Hafnarfjordur
Soccer ICELAND PREMIER LEAGUE
-0.490 1,000 1,000.00
2.50
won



OVER 2.50[2-0]
Over/Under
Antofagasta -VS- Rangers de Talca
Soccer CHILE CLAUSURA LEAGUE
-0.615 500 500.00
1.25
won



OVER 2.50[0-2]
Over/Under
Cobresal -VS- Universidad de Chile
Soccer CHILE CLAUSURA LEAGUE
-0.740 500 500.00
1.25
won





This is my last hope before i went 2 sleep last nite.. Just choose 2 DO or DIE.. The feeling is like u put 500 on roulette table.. 50 - 50 loo.. But if roulette, 500 x 35 = 17,500.. 1 time kao tim liao lo.. Here u can oni hope 2 lose less when losing.. I desperately need 2 win coz b4 this final 5 games.. My total lost is bout 3,000.. How 2 pay woh.. Sill owe people 6,000.. Den just simply click lo.. N pray hard 4 GOD.. So LUCKY God sympathize me.. Let me win back n dun need 2 go n withdraw another F.D.. Phewww.. My turnover is about Rm 40,000 but in the end i win Rm 100 only.. But no lose very good ady lo..

p/s: Dun Gamble !!! Waste Energy n Time !!!

== 1 s t ==

This was my 1st blog here.. Since so many [Friendster] blogger had moved here.. So I decided to start blogging here too..


Today my feelings had been mixed up totally..

Hmmm.. Just came back from Darling's house.. Today 1st time went her house.. I know i'm not a perfect guy.. So I'm ready 2 b criticize.. Felt quite nervous coz dunno what to talk later.. Her mom was quite friendly but not much 2 talk.. But compare 2 her dad it was completely different.. Dad had a fierce look n seldom talk.. Like Paikia.. Kekeke ..When saw him its better 2 stay far from him.. >.<" We watched [Saw 3] just now.. Psycho movie but dunno y i kept laughing when watching the horror scene ..

Suddenly TROUBLE appeared.. My little HABIT !!! Been losing lotz of money lately.. GENTING + EURO = +/- RM 10,000.. Plus this week 1k++.. Really making me headache when the debt due date is 2moro.. So I had 2 online n try 2 fight back.. But her brother not allowing me 2 on9 there.. Hey standard 5 ginakia play msn 4 wat ?? N where ur contact list got oni 1 ppl on9 (total 4 ppl).. Zzzzz.. I noe laptop was not mine but u were talking rubbish with ur so called "GF" n dun let me use 4 maybe 5 minutes?? Few minutes can make a lotz of different.. From RED to BLUE leh.. Haizzz.. Sumore darling let me c sms from her ex-lover jio her 2 go out eat.. U noe i dun wan u go de lah.. Maybe i oways tot i can tolerate in this matter.. But maybe i'm not tat generous also.. Sure beh syok wan mah.. So my mood completely destroyed loooooo..

Ok le lah.. Feeling better dy.. But still sleepy.. But i noe all problems appears bcoz of my habit n attitude.. I noe if i promise u 2 quit gambling.. U oso wont believe.. So i just can promise 2 cut down step by step.. Coz if i din take any action now.. It mean i'm gambling our relationship.. Sorry Darling.. Hope u will accept my apology.. Pls dun angry with me.. It took me 1 hour ++ 2 finis this blog leh.. Mai ah neh kuan lah~~ Sayang loo~~